Low ARM APR percentages

"No you celery!"

Best of cuz im a lazy hasbeen!

I lack any sort of inspiration or creative drive at the moment, please enjoy one of these past androostoof posts! They're some of my favorites.

I've been super busy doing my duties as native american legend Crazy Horse.

When I broke the story on Lindsay Lohan

International Ambassador-ing

PRECIOUS GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE

I promise new stuff soon, seriously. Have I ever broken a promise to you guys before?

(^_^)PLUG

Britney Spears is basically cooler than Ghandi so you should buy her single, available exclusively on androostoof.com if you are unable to access any other website! Its a really hot dance track.

Amazon won't give me it yet, so iTunes ftw.

Willow mother fucking Smith.

Over the past few weeks, my staff has been conducting an intensive, in-depth investigation of Willow (Smith). The findings were indeed shocking. Firstly, her parents, Will Smith, and the woman, aren't even real people! Jaden and Willow teamed up two years ago and had the original Will and woman sent to a far off island. These non-living, non-feeling automaton replacements let their children do whatever they please! We also uncovered a shocking secret about her onlygoddammnedsong Whip My Hair! If you play it backwards while on acid it sounds like "You will obey me!". Obviously this means Willow is trying to take over the world. The only logical conclusion is that she hopes to do this through subliminal messaging as well as brain washing toxins in the water. Of course, we have no proof but its only logical.

Herp.

*serious*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>
I don't even know what to say about this girl...
Will, Jada, what were you thinking? They must be nuts. This girl will turn into just the WORST TEENAGER EVER and then an EVEN WORSE BITCHY ADULT. I just know it. I swear on all i hold dear I will never spend a dime on anything of hers, ever, ever, ever. EVER.

Enjoy much better music than Willow "Herpes in a year" Smith. Buy this album!

It's been out for a while now but I still can't stop listening to it! =]
Buy it from androostoof.com and you'll get a great deal! 4.95! SWEET JASUS.

Yeah my name is Kim, I'm diabetic!

Don't be late for the social engagement.

Don't be late for the social engagement.

Hasten yourself, child, do not come past the designated time. I will rendezvous with you at the social engagement. I have been looking forward to this moment in time. These 6th and 7th days let's rejoice in an occasion. 

Resembling a cosmetics salesperson, vested in precious stones.

Take the high quality automobile for a drive. Remove the roof, I am the owner of earth.

Don't remember your career and your problems from the previous days.

Enjoy the social engagement until the morning and we won't go into a state of rest.

We are the sole proprietors of the night club, affirmatively we are the sole proprietors of living and we will not stop enjoying the social engagement until the sun is visible.

Don't be late for the social engagement.

I have a positive attitude 9 hours after 12.

I have had 3 glasses of alcohol.

I am attractive to behold in the main common area. 

The males form a queue.

Return to the area reserved for luminaries, I am unable to make respiratory actions.

I am pleasant to gaze upon due to the temperature. There is much perspiration.

Don't remember your career and your problems from the previous days.

Enjoy the social engagement until the morning and we won't go into a state of rest.

We are the sole proprietors of the night club, affirmatively we are the sole proprietors of living and we will not stop enjoying the social engagement until the sun is visible.

Don't be late for the social engagement.

So basically this song is hilarious and you should buy it.

It will make you SO COOL OMG.

:)

Celebrity Rehab, Sonny Monroe Edition! ^_~

Ugh.... Demi Lovato is in rehab. I officially have no hope for anyone. If DEMI FREAKIN LOVATO can get f'ed up... I mean seriously, she hasn't had a single racy song or role or anything! I mean Miley can't be tamed, and Lindsay Lohan had her "Rumors" and "Confessions of a Broken Heart", but the grittiest Lovato got was her "December". *sigh* Oh well. Look like someone did change in the LA LA LAAND MACHIIINEE!

I'm awful.

Lovato pictured while tweaking on LSD at the Viper Room. 

:)

Pleasantly appearing geoformations!

I love Keri Hilson. Her newest video is pretty awesome. I fucking LOVE flappers!

(She's pretty damn hot too, geee!)



Now I know that 4th scene is supposed to be Diana Ross (I think) But damn it looks like RuPaul! Am I right? I am. I am.

Aaannnyywayyy. I love the song.

Do you get it? :)
Pretty Girl ROCK. Hohohoho.

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Somehow i understood him, when he spoke BOOOO!

Nicki Minaj is one of the hottest artist out there right now. Her songs are aggressive, unapologetic and awesome, but what you don't know, is Nicki has a strange secret. In an exclusive interview to androostoof.com, we get the inside scoop on the meaning behind her song "Right Thru Me". "Nicki is really the ghost of ex-president Abraham Lincoln, now come back. The song refers to how people and objects just fly right thru her. It makes her sad, being totally intangible." When asked why President Lincoln came back as a black rapping lady-ghost, our anonymous source spread his magnificent wings and took flight.

Also, this is apparently the flag of Nicki's nation... Thai Japan. :)

"Somehow I understood him when he spoke Thai."