Over the past few weeks, my staff has been conducting an intensive, in-depth investigation of Willow (Smith). The findings were indeed shocking. Firstly, her parents, Will Smith, and the woman, aren't even real people! Jaden and Willow teamed up two years ago and had the original Will and woman sent to a far off island. These non-living, non-feeling automaton replacements let their children do whatever they please! We also uncovered a shocking secret about her onlygoddammnedsong Whip My Hair! If you play it backwards while on acid it sounds like "You will obey me!". Obviously this means Willow is trying to take over the world. The only logical conclusion is that she hopes to do this through subliminal messaging as well as brain washing toxins in the water. Of course, we have no proof but its only logical.
Herp.
*serious*
I don't even know what to say about this girl...
Will, Jada, what were you thinking? They must be nuts. This girl will turn into just the WORST TEENAGER EVER and then an EVEN WORSE BITCHY ADULT. I just know it. I swear on all i hold dear I will never spend a dime on anything of hers, ever, ever, ever. EVER.
Enjoy much better music than Willow "Herpes in a year" Smith. Buy this album!
It's been out for a while now but I still can't stop listening to it! =]
Buy it from androostoof.com and you'll get a great deal! 4.95! SWEET JASUS.
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